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Like some kind of shitty low-budget version of Sinistar, I live... Again. I sort of forgot deviantART existed and ended up instead getting distracted by writing stories and Tumblr and watching The Wire. So much of The Wire. So yeah, it occurred to me that I also hadn't written a journal in about two months so I figured I'd kill two birds with one stone by telling you all I'm back whilst also writing one. I'm a goddamn genius, yes. I must write about three journals a bloody year though dedicated purely to telling my Watchers that I'm not actually dead yet, it's becoming something of a habit.
Anyway, yeah... I do intend to actually put something up relatively soon once it's finished. As I said earlier, I've been writing something in my spare time recently so I'll probably have that finished and up in the coming weeks if I actually finish the damn thing. It's a short little Lovecraftian-esque horror story about a man who comes into possession of a book that totally isn't The Necronomicon; it's like the dodgy knock-off version because I'm really unoriginal. Expect that to be finished and up either relatively soon or never.
In other news, uni has been kind of dull lately but I've had a shitload of assignments and stuff to do so... It's not exactly been quiet. Still, once all of my work's out of the way I intend to carry out my usual plan of spending my days writing and sleeping. So uh... Yeah. Jesus, this has been a fucking roller-coaster of a journal update hasn't it? I hope your hearts are all okay. I'm going to finish this up here before I accidentally kill any of you through sheer excitement or something.

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Howdy-do, I'm Edd/Vanhir. I like to write stories and stuff, despite the fact I'm about as qualified to do so as a chimp with no hands is qualified to pilot a passenger jet. Still, never one to be deterred by my complete lack of skills or inability to make that last metaphor make any sense, I do it anyway because why not. So if you like terrible fiction and mangled self-deprecating jokes then feel free to stick around.
Alternatively, if you don't like terrible fiction and mangled self-deprecating humour then feel free to just send me messages telling me how much you want to force-feed my petrol or something. I won't hold it against you, friend. This Bio is going on too long and sounding progressively less and less like a Bio so uh... Yeah, I'm going to shut up now.
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:iconjonnyaltezza:
JonnyAltezza Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Blast from the past. :wow:
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Howdy. :salute:
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:iconundead-turtle:
Undead-turtle Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey bud! If you were wondering what your 'friend' was doing to make me so angry at them. Was she was threatening to murder me and my friends, when she was not begging me to kill myself.
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EbolaBears Featured By Owner Edited 3 days ago
:iconlololplz::iconlololplz::iconlololplz:
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I wouldn't say they're my friend, more of a mild acquaintance who I barely understood, but alright. Thanks for clearing up that mystery for me, Scoobo.
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Undead-turtle Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
My pleasure. and honestly, she's brought ALL of this upon herself. 
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EKKnight Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Awesome bio dude.
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank-you, I wrote it all by myself.
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:iconekknight:
EKKnight Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
You're welcome.
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TurkEvulture Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
Keeping to the tradition of terrifyingly creepy avatars I see.
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh aye, I've got an entire folder on my computer full of them for when I need them. :nod:
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TurkEvulture Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014
:O Your hard drive must be a terrifying place.
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onepieceart Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for commenting on my forum. Have a llama.
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Truly, this is like a second Christmas.
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GlowingSpaceMonkeys Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Senpai... :iconanoplz:
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Mmmmm?
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GlowingSpaceMonkeys Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
How are you? How goes things? :iconmonkeyhiplz:
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Ohh, things are alright lately. I've spent the last week or so being really goddamn ill but otherwise it's 'kay. How're things with you, bruh?
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Lobo-Illustrator Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014  Student General Artist
Douche.
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Vanhir Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
What, why. :(
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