Y'alright. It occurred to me just now that I haven't written a new journal since... Feb 20th and that's terrible. The only thing perhaps more terrible is starting almost everything journal with the revelation that I haven't written a new one in quite a long while. I'm sorry, but it's tradition now so uh... Yeah [link]. If you don't like it you're welcome to kill me in the most gruesome and inhumane way possible.
It's April Fool's Day today, isn't that FANTASTIC? Most people are always surprised to learn that I can't stand the day because it's incredibly stupid but yeah, I do. I really do hate April Fool's Day with a passion. If April Fool's Day were a person I'd more than likely have shoved a golf club down it's throat by now before burning the corpse just to be sure. It's an excuse for stupid people to make jokes I've heard hundreds of times before that were never funny without concerning themselves with how quickly I'll punch them in the face... Slightly faster today, if you're wondering. Leave me alone in my little corner of grumpiness and un-fun.
In other news, I'm almost done writing up chapter three of Contract Killers. Due to procrastination, my brother coming home to stay for a while, college work, procrastination and presumably ghosts I haven't gotten around to finishing it yet though. It's largely due to the ghosts if I'm being completely honest with you... Ghosts are dicks. Anyway yeah, it's got a hobo assassin guy, too many references to Condemned/Manhunt and possibly some plot if you're lucky (you're almost certainly not). You kids like that stuff, right?
Anyway... That's all for now from me. I just thought I'd provide a quick update about what I'm doing and what I will be doing because I feel important when I do. As usual, I'll be lingering around the forums and under your beds instead of doing what I'm actually supposed to be because I'm a hardcore motherfucker.