Howdy-do, I'm Edd/Vanhir. I like to write stories and stuff, despite the fact I'm about as qualified to do so as a chimp with no hands is qualified to pilot a passenger jet. Still, never one to be deterred by my complete lack of skills or inability to make that last metaphor make any sense, I do it anyway because why not. So if you like terrible fiction and mangled self-deprecating jokes then feel free to stick around.|
Alternatively, if you don't like terrible fiction and mangled self-deprecating humour then feel free to just send me messages telling me how much you want to force-feed my petrol or something. I won't hold it against you, friend. This Bio is going on too long and sounding progressively less and less like a Bio so uh... Yeah, I'm going to shut up now.